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WEEK 591 / 591 — Eight Wars
Vol. 9 ·  Chapter 70 — Energy Ceasefire · Oct 6 – Oct 12, 2026
Manga panel 1 of 6, Week 591 “Eight Wars”: Tuesday morning the rallies are the story: the crowds are unbelievable, races are flipping all over the place, and the rallies, he announces, are saving the Republican Party again.
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MY RALLIES ARE SAVING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AGAIN!!!
Manga panel 2 of 6, Week 591 “Eight Wars”: Late Wednesday night a Senate candidate in Texas is declared missing in action: no one has seen him for an extended period, and he should report to a debate stage at once.
Ladies and Gentlemen, upon information and belief, James TalaFREAKo, who is running for the United States Senate in Texas, is MISSING IN ACTION! No one has seen him for an extended period of time. Where is he?…
Manga panel 3 of 6, Week 591 “Eight Wars”: Thursday afternoon the machines get their final word: the White House considers anyone who still says artificial intelligence, instead of super intelligence, the enemy.
The White House considers anyone that uses the term, "Artificial Intelligence," as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, "Super Intelligence," THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Manga panel 4 of 6, Week 591 “Eight Wars”: Late Friday night the Nobel Peace Prize goes to a woman at the United Nations he says nobody has heard of. He settled eight wars, he writes, and should have won eight prizes, not one.
This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else!…
Manga panel 5 of 6, Week 591 “Eight Wars”: Sunday morning, effective immediately, an energy ceasefire in the war between Russia and Ukraine. Both parties have agreed, and he tells them not to break it.
Effective immediately, there is an ENERGY CEASEFIRE in the War between Russia and Ukraine. Both parties have agreed. Do not break it! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Manga panel 6 of 6, Week 591 “Eight Wars”: Monday afternoon, between two rallies in Ohio, he looks at what has happened since the last one and calls it the Golden Age of America. Three weeks remain to the midterms.
Look what happened in Ohio since my last Rally, and I have another one today. It's The Golden Age of America! President DONALD J. TRUMP
COLUMBUS'S STATUES ARE BACK. A NEW PRESS SECRETARY STARTS TUESDAY. THREE WEEKS TO THE MIDTERMS.
TO BE CONTINUED…

This week in the saga

The week of the missing prize. Tuesday morning his rallies are saving the Republican Party, again. Late Wednesday night a Senate candidate in Texas is missing in action and should report to a debate stage. Thursday afternoon anyone who still says artificial intelligence instead of super intelligence is the enemy. Late Friday night the Nobel Peace Prize goes to a woman at the United Nations nobody has heard of, over the man who settled eight wars. Sunday morning, effective immediately, an energy ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine: do not break it. Monday, between two rallies in Ohio, it is the Golden Age of America.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 591. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

Opening the mailbag…