WEEK 551 / 583 — The Iwo Jima
Vol. 8 · 第五十七章 Chapter 57 — Seditious Behavior · Dec 30 – Jan 5, 2026

DECEMBER 31.
We are removing the National Guard from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland, despite the fact that CRIME has been greatly reduced by having these great Patriots in those cities, and ONLY by that fact.…

If Iran shots and violently kills peaceful protesters, which is their custom, the United States of America will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go.…

The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in "PERFECT HEALTH," and that I "ACED" (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination…

The United States of America has successfully carried out a large scale strike against Venezuela and its leader, President Nicolas Maduro, who has been, along with his wife, captured and flown out of the Country.…

Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima.

Minnesota's Corrupt Governor will possibly leave office before his Term is up but, in any event, will not be running again because he was caught, REDHANDED…
THE WINTER THAT NAMED SEDITION A CAPITAL CRIME ENDS WITH A MAN ON A SHIP AND A POST ABOUT A GOVERNOR.
TO BE CONTINUED →
物語This week in the saga
The last week of the chapter opens with a withdrawal: the Guard comes out of three cities, and he says they will be back, perhaps in a much different and stronger form, when crime begins to soar again. Friday at three in the morning another country is told that if it kills its own protesters the United States will come to their rescue, locked and loaded. Four hours later the doctors report perfect health and a third aced examination. And at twenty past four on Saturday morning, in five sentences, the strike: a large-scale operation against a South American country and its leader, who has been captured, with his wife, and flown out. Seven hours later there is one more line, and it is a caption — the man is aboard a warship. Then Monday afternoon, with a head of state in custody, he is posting about a governor.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 551. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…