WEEK 559 / 583 — Khamenei
FEBRUARY 24.
“THE DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN IS KILLING THE BLUE STATES!”
When you watch Low IQ Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib, as they screamed uncontrollably last night at the very elegant State of the Union, such an important and beautiful event…
Great news for America, and our wonderful White House! The Judge on the case of what will be the most beautiful Ballroom anywhere in the World, has just thrown out, and completely erased, the effort to stop its construction.…
Khamenei, one of the most evil people in History, is dead.…
“Iran just stated that they are going to hit very hard today, harder than they have ever hit before. THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!…”
I have just been informed that we have destroyed and sunk 9 Iranian Naval Ships, some of them relatively large and important. We are going after the rest — They will soon be floating at the bottom of the sea, also!…
A MAN IS KILLED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND THE CHRONICLE LEARNS IT THE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
The chapter's hinge. Tuesday it is one line about the shutdown killing the blue states. Wednesday afternoon he reviews the address he gave the night before, and what he reports is not the speech but the eyes of two women who screamed through it. Thursday a judge clears the last obstacle from the ballroom. And on Saturday evening, at the top of the hour, in the first sentence of a post: the supreme leader of Iran, one of the most evil people in history, is dead. Sunday before dawn the threat that answers the answer — hit us and we hit you with a force never seen before. And Sunday noon, nine ships sunk and a headquarters destroyed, reported with a joke at the end of it.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 559. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…