DONARUDO
WEEK 586 / 586 New America
Vol. 9 ·  Chapter 65 Recanted · Sep 1 – Sep 7, 2026
Manga panel 1 of 6, Week 586 “New America”: Tuesday afternoon the strikes near the strait are announced as they happen, in return for mines that never landed and eight missiles that never arrived.
Recanted
SEPTEMBER 1.
The United States is, as we speak, striking Iranian Targets near the Strait of Hormuz. The strikes are large and powerful, and in retaliation for the Iranians' failed attempt at adding sea mines to the Strait, which currently has no mines (They have been completely removed or detonated!),
Manga panel 2 of 6, Week 586 “New America”: Wednesday morning, with the strait under the country's control, he asks whether it should carry his own name: it would be hotter than ever before.
Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be "hotter" than ever before!
Manga panel 3 of 6, Week 586 “New America”: Thursday the people harping that there is no ammunition get the word the plaintiffs got three weeks ago: they are treasonous, and would rather lose the war than see him win it.
The people and Media Outlets that keep harping on the fact that we have no ammunition (And they are 100% wrong!), are actually treasonous. They do it because they would rather see the United States LOSE a War that we're easily WINNING, than see me WIN!
Manga panel 4 of 6, Week 586 “New America”: Friday the star witness from the New York cases, the fixer whose office was raided at the end of the first volume, fully recants his testimony.
I am pleased to report that Michael Cohen, the Prosecution's Star Witness and, in actuality, only Witness in the New York State Attorney General and Manhattan DA Witch Hunt Cases brought against me, has just fully RECANTED his testimony.
Manga panel 5 of 6, Week 586 “New America”: Sunday night the state that cheats is offered a new name too, so much more prestigious and beautiful: New America. Wow, he loves it.
Many people suggested changing the name of New Mexico, one of the great vote cheating states of all time, to NEW AMERICA. So much more prestigious and beautiful for the people of that potentially incredible State. Wow, I Love It!!!
Manga panel 6 of 6, Week 586 “New America”: Monday is Labor Day, and the greeting goes out to the lunatics, communists and Dumocrats who will get one last shot at ruining America before the midterms.
Happy Labor Day to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, and Dumocrats who will do anything possible to destroy our Country. These Deranged People, after fighting for 10 years, should finally acknowledge that your Favorite President (ME!), knows how to WIN!
EIGHT WEEKS TO THE MIDTERMS. NEXT WEEK, THE FIRST MIDTERM CONVENTION IN HISTORY, IN DALLAS.
TO BE CONTINUED…

This week in the saga

The week the oldest witness changes his story. Tuesday afternoon the strikes near the strait are announced as they happen, in return for mines that never landed and eight missiles that never arrived. Wednesday morning he asks whether the strait, now under the country's control, should carry his own name. Thursday the people harping that there is no ammunition are called what the plaintiffs were called three weeks ago: treasonous. Friday the star witness from the New York cases, the fixer whose office was raided at the end of the first volume, fully recants his testimony, and the temporary tenant thanks him for his wisdom and courage. Sunday night the state that cheats is offered a new name too: New America. Monday is Labor Day, and the greeting goes out to the lunatics, communists and Dumocrats who will get one last shot at ruining America, with the midterms eight weeks away.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 586. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

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