DONARUDO
WEEK 493 / 583 The Calendar
Vol. 7 ·  Chapter 52 The Oath · Nov 19 – Nov 25, 2024
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 493 “The Calendar”: He flies to the Texas coast to watch the largest object ever lifted leave the ground, and wishes luck to the man he has just handed the budget knife.
NOVEMBER 19. THE COURT GOES TO WATCH SOMETHING ENORMOUS LEAVE THE GROUND.
I’m heading to the Great State of Texas to watch the launch of the largest object ever to be elevated, not only to Space, but simply by lifting off the ground.
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 493 “The Calendar”: Eight days after the nomination the young congressman walks it back rather than be a distraction, and the bracket has a hole in it before lunch.
I greatly appreciate the recent efforts of Matt Gaetz in seeking approval to be Attorney General.
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 493 “The Calendar”: By half past six the same evening the seat is filled again — a former state prosecutor, announced without a pause in the stride.
SIX HOURS LATER THE SEAT IS FILLED AGAIN. THE COURT DOES NOT LEAVE A CHAIR EMPTY OVERNIGHT.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 493 “The Calendar”: Then the hunt simply stops: both federal cases dropped, not by a jury but by the calendar, and he answers with the oldest complaint he owns.
These cases, like all of the other cases I have been forced to go through, are empty and lawless, and should never have been brought.
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 493 “The Calendar”: That evening he writes the first executive order of a term that has not started: twenty-five percent on everything crossing from either neighbour.
TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT ON BOTH NEIGHBOURS, SIGNED ON DAY ONE. THE TRUCKS HAVE FIFTY-SIX DAYS.
As everyone is aware, thousands of people are pouring through Mexico and Canada, bringing Crime and Drugs at levels never seen before.
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

On Tuesday he flies to the Texas coast to watch the largest object ever lifted off the ground leave it, and posts good luck to the man he has just put in charge of cutting the government. On Thursday the bracket loses a name: eight days after the nomination, the young congressman withdraws rather than be a distraction, and by half past six that evening a former Florida prosecutor has the job instead. The court refills itself in an afternoon. Then, on Monday, the thing that four years of the saga has been pointed at simply stops happening. The special counsel moves to drop both federal cases — not because a jury cleared him but because the calendar did; the office has a rule about sitting presidents and the election made the rule apply. He answers at three in the afternoon with the oldest complaint he owns: empty, lawless, a hundred million dollars of other people's money. Three hours later he writes the first executive order of a term that has not begun — twenty-five percent on everything crossing from either neighbour — and the trucks are still fifty-six days from finding out.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 493. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

Opening the mailbag…