DONARUDO
WEEK 495 / 583 You're Welcome
Vol. 7 ·  Chapter 52 The Oath · Dec 3 – Dec 9, 2024
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 495 “You're Welcome”: Twelve appointments in a single Wednesday, dictated down a room of trestle tables — and one correction issued to a newspaper that got a withdrawal wrong.
DECEMBER 4. TWELVE NAMES BEFORE BEDTIME. HE DIDN'T PULL OUT, HE WRITES — I PULLED HIM OUT.
The Wall Street Journal is becoming more and more obnoxious and unreadable.
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 495 “You're Welcome”: Thursday morning a currency no government issues crosses a hundred thousand dollars, and he takes the credit in three exclamation marks.
CONGRATULATIONS BITCOINERS!!! $100,000!!! YOU’RE WELCOME!!! Together, we will Make America Great Again!
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 495 “You're Welcome”: Saturday in Paris, under new stone in a cathedral that burned five years ago, the loudest man in the world sits quiet for ninety minutes.
DECEMBER 7. PRESIDENTS AND KINGS, AND FOR NINETY MINUTES HE SAYS NOTHING AT ALL.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 495 “You're Welcome”: A network hands him an award on a Thursday night in New York, and he thanks it by name at one in the morning.
A great honor to receive the Patriot of the Year Award last night from Fox. A special thank you to Sean Hannity! DJT
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 495 “You're Welcome”: At two in the morning a dynasty ends in a country he does not yet govern, and he writes it down the way a man reads a scoreboard.
TWO IN THE MORNING. A DYNASTY FALLS IN A COUNTRY HE WILL INHERIT IN SIX WEEKS.
(Assad is gone. He has fled his country. His protector, Russia, Russia, Russia, led by Vladimir Putin, was not interested in protecting him any longer.)
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

Wednesday is the flood: a dozen appointments posted between breakfast and bedtime — trade, the army, space, the tax collector, the antitrust office, a crypto czar invented out of nothing. When a paper reports that one pick withdrew, he corrects the record with the only edit that matters to him: the man did not pull out, he was pulled. On Thursday morning a currency nobody's government issues crosses a hundred thousand dollars and he takes the credit in three exclamation marks and two words. On Thursday night a network hands him an award and he thanks it politely. On Saturday he is in Paris for the reopening of a cathedral that burned five years ago, seated among presidents and kings under new stone, and for ninety minutes the loudest man in the world is quiet in a cold church. And at two o'clock on Sunday morning, in the dark, in a country he has never governed and will govern in six weeks, a dynasty ends: the strongman is gone, his protector busy dying in another war. He writes it down like a man reading a scoreboard.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 495. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

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