DONARUDO
WEEK 508 / 583 Governor Trudeau
Vol. 8 ·  Chapter 53 Liberation Day · Mar 4 – Mar 10, 2025
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 508 “Governor Trudeau”: One hour and forty minutes, the longest address to a joint session anyone has given — and the promise the chamber remembers is a discount.
MARCH 4. THE LONGEST SUCH ADDRESS EVER GIVEN. THE TARIFFS TOOK EFFECT THAT MORNING.
IF COMPANIES MOVE TO THE UNITED STATES, THERE ARE NO TARIFFS!!!
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 508 “Governor Trudeau”: The northern prime minister is demoted to a governor in a post addressed to nobody in particular — and the whole policy is stated as arithmetic.
Please explain to Governor Trudeau, of Canada, that when he puts on a Retaliatory Tariff on the U.S., our Reciprocal Tariff will immediately increase by a like amount!
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 508 “Governor Trudeau”: The prime minister calls. By the afternoon the call is public, including the part where he was told it was not good enough — a phone call published as a scoreboard.
Justin Trudeau, of Canada, called me to ask what could be done about Tariffs.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 508 “Governor Trudeau”: Federal funding is made conditional on what happens in a quadrangle, and the last two words of the order are a courtesy: thank you for your attention.
All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests.
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 508 “Governor Trudeau”: Friday the pressure turns east — sanctions and tariffs both, and an instruction to two armies to sit down right now, before it is too late.
THE EXEMPTIONS BEGIN THURSDAY, ONE COUNTRY AT A TIME. ALL OF THEM EXPIRE APRIL 2.
Based on the fact that Russia is absolutely “pounding” Ukraine on the battlefield right now, I am strongly considering large scale Banking Sanctions, Sanctions, and Tariffs on Russia
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

Tuesday the tariffs actually take effect on the two neighbours, and the same morning he demotes the northern prime minister to a governor in a post that reads like an instruction to a subordinate: please explain to him that a retaliatory tariff raises ours by the same amount. That is the entire policy, stated as arithmetic. Tuesday night is the longest address to a joint session anyone has ever given, one hour and forty minutes, and the line the chamber remembers is the promise that companies which move here pay nothing at all. Wednesday the prime minister calls, and by Wednesday afternoon the account of the call is public and includes the part where he was told that it's not good enough — a phone call published as a scoreboard. Thursday the exemptions begin, one country at a time, all of them expiring on April 2nd. Friday the pressure turns east: banking sanctions and tariffs on Russia, both parties told to get to the table right now, before it is too late. Everything in the week points at the same date.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 508. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

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