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WEEK 587 / 587 Sold Out
Vol. 9 ·  Chapter 66 Hoax Buster · Sep 8 – Sep 14, 2026
Manga panel 1 of 6, Week 587 “Sold Out”: Tuesday afternoon the arena in Dallas is totally sold out for the first midterm convention in history, and the stage is being saved for the candidates in tight races.
Hoax Buster
SEPTEMBER 8.
The Republican National Convention, tomorrow night in Dallas, is really "HOT!" The American Airlines Center, home to the Dallas Mavericks, is totally sold out! Everybody wants to be there, but we're really asking only those Candidates that are in tight Races, a little up, a little down, or even, to speak.
Manga panel 2 of 6, Week 587 “Sold Out”: Tuesday night, three days before the anniversary, a magazine says nobody saw him at the fallen towers. He was there, he answers, shortly thereafter, on a very sad trip.
The Failing New York Magazine wrote a story that I wasn't down at the World Trade Center after the Tragedy of September 11th, because nobody saw me there. Well, I don't think I would be the first thing on anyone's mind but, I was there,
Manga panel 3 of 6, Week 587 “Sold Out”: Thursday morning the convention is a major, sold out hit: the numbers beat the football, the arena beat its own records, and thousands outside could not get in.
The Republican Midterm Convention last night, in Dallas, was a major, sold out hit, far bigger, better, and more important than anyone thought possible. It was really something, streaming all over the place, and really big numbers, despite going up against the NFL.
Manga panel 4 of 6, Week 587 “Sold Out”: Friday afternoon the five-thousand-dollar dividend for every adult in the country is being criticized by people hoping it never happens. But it will.
The $5,000 Trump Dividend, given to all Adults in the United States due to the fact that our Country is taking in Trillions of Dollars of Economic Development, Investment, and Pure SUCCESS, is being criticized by "Dumocrats" who are hoping that it never happens — But it will!
Manga panel 5 of 6, Week 587 “Sold Out”: Late Friday night the museum is asked to install an eleven-foot statue of the first president by Constitution Day, and then a thirty-foot colossus in place of a sculpture that says nothing about America.
So, I'm asking for the Smithsonian to install the 11-foot Washington statue that was featured at the recent Freedom 250 Grand Prix Race in the Museum's Flag Hall, and dedicate it this Constitution Day, September 17, 2026.
Manga panel 6 of 6, Week 587 “Sold Out”: Monday afternoon a new enemy is named and dismissed at once: the fear that the machines will march into the cities is a hoax like all the others, and he is the Hoax Buster.
I am the Hoax Buster, and I'm right now breaking another Hoax — That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all!
SUNDAY THE HOUSE WAS, FRANKLY, A DUMP. MONDAY THE ROBOTS ARE NOT COMING. SEVEN WEEKS TO THE MIDTERMS.
TO BE CONTINUED…

This week in the saga

The week of the first midterm convention in history. Tuesday afternoon the arena in Dallas is totally sold out and the stage is being saved for the candidates in tight races; Tuesday night a magazine says nobody saw him at the towers, and he answers that he was there, shortly thereafter, on a very sad trip. Thursday morning the convention is a major, sold out hit whose numbers beat the football, with thousands outside who could not get in. Friday, the anniversary itself, the five-thousand-dollar dividend for every adult will happen whatever the Dumocrats hope, and late that night the museum is asked for a thirty-foot colossus of the first president. Sunday the house he is renovating in his spare time was, frankly, a dump. Monday a new enemy is named and dismissed in the same afternoon: the machines are not coming, the fear of them is a hoax like all the others, and he is the Hoax Buster.

Readers' Corner

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