WEEK 591 / 591 — Eight Wars
Vol. 9 · 第七十章 Chapter 70 — Energy Ceasefire · Oct 6 – Oct 12, 2026

第七十章Energy Ceasefire
OCTOBER 6.
MY RALLIES ARE SAVING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AGAIN!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, upon information and belief, James TalaFREAKo, who is running for the United States Senate in Texas, is MISSING IN ACTION! No one has seen him for an extended period of time. Where is he?…

The White House considers anyone that uses the term, "Artificial Intelligence," as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, "Super Intelligence," THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP

This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else!…

Effective immediately, there is an ENERGY CEASEFIRE in the War between Russia and Ukraine. Both parties have agreed. Do not break it! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Look what happened in Ohio since my last Rally, and I have another one today. It's The Golden Age of America! President DONALD J. TRUMP
COLUMBUS'S STATUES ARE BACK. A NEW PRESS SECRETARY STARTS TUESDAY. THREE WEEKS TO THE MIDTERMS.
TO BE CONTINUED…
物語This week in the saga
The week of the missing prize. Tuesday morning his rallies are saving the Republican Party, again. Late Wednesday night a Senate candidate in Texas is missing in action and should report to a debate stage. Thursday afternoon anyone who still says artificial intelligence instead of super intelligence is the enemy. Late Friday night the Nobel Peace Prize goes to a woman at the United Nations nobody has heard of, over the man who settled eight wars. Sunday morning, effective immediately, an energy ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine: do not break it. Monday, between two rallies in Ohio, it is the Golden Age of America.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 591. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…