WEEK 134 / 337 — The Button
(North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!)
JANUARY 2. THE YOUNG KING ACROSS THE SEA HAS BOASTED OF A BUTTON ON HIS DESK. AT MIDNIGHT, THE ANSWER.
“I authorized Zero access to White House (actually turned him down many times) for author of phony book! I never spoke to him for book. Full of lies, misrepresentations and sources that don’t exist.…”
The Mercer Family recently dumped the leaker known as Sloppy Steve Bannon. Smart!
“....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!”
“Dow just crashes through 25,000. Congrats! Big cuts in unnecessary regulations continuing.”
THE BOOK SAYS THE PALACE DOUBTS HIS MIND. THE MARKET, HE ANSWERS, DOES NOT. IN NINE DAYS: THE FAKE NEWS AWARDS.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
The new year opens with the most famous post of the winter: the young king across the sea boasts of a nuclear button, and from the midnight study comes the answer — mine is bigger, and mine works. By Wednesday a tell-all book about his own palace sells out the shop windows; the strategist who fed it walks into the rain, renamed Sloppy Steve. The king rules on his own mind — a very stable genius — while the Dow smashes 25,000 like a rising dragon.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 134. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…