WEEK 178 / 337 — Anonymous
THE MAP SPLITS. ONE HOUSE FALLS TO THE ENEMY; THE OTHER HOLDS. AND THE KING CLAIMS THE WHOLE NIGHT AS A TRIUMPH.
“Tremendous success tonight. Thank you to all!”
If the Democrats think they are going to waste Taxpayer Money investigating us at the House level, then we will likewise be forced to consider investigating them…
In all fairness, Nancy Pelosi deserves to be chosen Speaker of the House by the Democrats.…
We are pleased to announce that Matthew G. Whitaker, Chief of Staff to Attorney General Jeff Sessions at the Department of Justice, will become our new Acting Attorney General of the United States.…
You mean they are just now finding votes in Florida and Georgia – but the Election was on Tuesday? Let’s blame the Russians and demand an immediate apology from President Putin!
THE HOUSE IS LOST. THE SHIELD OF CONGRESS IS BROKEN, AND THE SUBPOENAS ARE COMING. THE WITCH HUNT'S LONG SHADOW IS ABOUT TO FALL.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Election night. One wing of the government falls to the other side even as another holds, and he claims the whole night as a tremendous success. But the lost chamber means subpoenas: if they investigate him, he warns, two can play that game. With odd grace he concedes the old rival her prize, saying she has earned the Speaker's gavel — then, the morning after, settles an old score as his attorney general is pushed out and a new acting chief named. And as close counts drag on he cries fraud, votes appearing out of nowhere days after the election. The chapter ends with the shield of Congress broken and the subpoenas coming.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 178. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…