WEEK 197 / 337 — The Report
THE REPORT REACHES THE THRONE. ON THE MORNING OF JUDGMENT THE KING IS CALM — AND WAITS.
Good Morning, Have A Great Day!
“3.1 GDP FOR THE YEAR, BEST NUMBER IN 14 YEARS!”
“No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!”
After 52 years it is time for the United States to fully recognize Israel’s Sovereignty over the Golan Heights, which is of critical strategic and…
“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
THE SHADOW SEEMS LIFTED; THE KING DECLARES TOTAL VICTORY. BUT THE REAL REPORT — ALL FOUR HUNDRED PAGES — STILL SLEEPS, SEALED.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
The morning the verdict comes he is strangely serene, greeting the day with a quiet good-morning as the sealed report passes to the new lawman. His strength has never been greater, the economy roaring to its best mark in over a decade — and then the word breaks: no collusion, no obstruction, which he seizes as complete and total exoneration. In the flush of victory he reshapes the world too, and begins his victory lap, roaring the old cry to a triumphant crowd. Yet the full report still sleeps, sealed, behind him.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 197. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…