WEEK 205 / 337 — The Campaign
THE FLEET SAILS FOR THE NARROW WATER. THE KING ANSWERS A DISTANT THREAT WITH ONE SENTENCE.
“If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again!”
“My Campaign for President was conclusively spied on. Nothing like this has ever happened in American Politics. A really bad situation. TREASON means…”
We are here on this beautiful spring day to unveil our plan to create a fair, modern & LAWFUL system of immigration for the U.S. If adopted, our plan…
Looks like Bernie Sanders is history. Sleepy Joe Biden is pulling ahead and think about it, I’m only here because of Sleepy Joe and the man who took…
“DRAIN THE SWAMP!”
ABROAD, A FLEET. AT HOME, THE OLD WAR-CRY. THE KING HAS FOUND THE GROUND HE MEANS TO FIGHT THE NEXT ELECTION ON.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Warships move into the narrow water, and he sends the old kingdom a single sentence that leaves no room to answer. He names the thing he believes was done to his campaign, and he uses the oldest word in the book for it. On a bright spring day he unveils a new gate for the realm: lawful, ordered, and built on merit. Across the field the challengers thin out — the wild sage fading, the old deputy pulling ahead. He returns to the oldest promise he ever made, and the water starts to go down.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 205. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…