WEEK 212 / 337 — The Perfect Call
THE KING GIVES THE REALM A BIRTHDAY OF TANKS AND WARPLANES. THE CROWD COMES FROM FAR AND WIDE.
People are coming from far and wide to join us today and tonight for what is turning out to be one of the biggest celebrations in the history of our…
“HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!”
If Illegal Immigrants are unhappy with the conditions in the quickly built or refitted detentions centers, just tell them not to come. All problems s…
“Today’s Stock Market is the highest in the history of our great Country! This is the 104th time since the Election of 2016 that we have reached a NEW…”
FIREWORKS OVER THE CAPITAL, RECORDS ON THE LEDGER, PENS ON THE BORDER. THE SUMMER IS AT ITS HEIGHT — AND SO IS HIS TEMPER.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
He builds the realm a birthday parade of tanks and warplanes at the memorial steps, and the crowds come from far and wide. At nine the sky over the capital goes white, and the king says the only four words the night needs. Reports come out of the border pens, and his answer to the conditions there is a single flat sentence. The markets crest for the hundred-and-fourth time since he took the throne, and he counts every one of them.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 212. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…