WEEK 229 / 337 — The Inquiry
THE REPLACEMENT IS STRUCK OUT WITHIN THE WEEK. THE KING KEEPS THE LEDGER HIMSELF.
Just confirmed that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s number one replacement has been terminated by American troops. Most likely would have taken the top spot -…
“You can’t Impeach someone who hasn’t done anything wrong!”
95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party, a record. Thank you!
“The Greatest Witch Hunt In American History!”
THE OLD NAME IS FASTENED TO THE NEW HUNT. IT WILL NOT FIT AS WELL THIS TIME.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
The dead leader's replacement is struck out too, and he announces it like a ledger entry. His whole defence, repeated to anyone who will listen: there is nothing in the pan. Ninety-five percent of his own party stands with him, and he says so twice in a week. And the name he gave the last hunt is transferred, whole, to this one.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 229. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…