WEEK 254 / 337 — The Plague
AFTER THE WORST NIGHT OF THE BRIEFINGS, HE DENIES THE WORDS THE WHOLE REALM HEARD HIM SAY.
I never said the pandemic was a Hoax! Who would say such a thing? I said that the Do Nothing Democrats, together with their Mainstream Media partners…
Remember, the Cure can’t be worse than the problem itself. Be careful, be safe, use common sense!
I have instructed the United States Navy to shoot down and destroy any and all Iranian gunboats if they harass our ships at sea.
States are safely coming back. Our Country is starting to OPEN FOR BUSINESS again. Special care is, and always will be, given to our beloved seniors…
THE BRIEFINGS END SOON AFTER THIS WEEK. THE DOORS OPEN ANYWAY, AND THE COUNTS DO NOT CARE.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
After the worst night of the briefings he denies the words the whole realm heard. The refrain hardens: the cure cannot be worse than the thing it cures. He orders the navy to destroy any gunboat that harasses it. And the realm starts, carefully, to open — on his word rather than the counts.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 254. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…