WEEK 270 / 337 — The Fever
OUT OF THE DESERT COMES THE FIRST ACCORD IN A GENERATION. IT IS THE ONE ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR NOBODY CAN TAKE FROM HIM.
HUGE breakthrough today! Historic Peace Agreement between our two GREAT friends, Israel and the United Arab Emirates!
“SAVE THE POST OFFICE!”
I promised YOU I would not take a dime of salary as your President. I donate the entire $400,000! It is my honor to give $100,000 to @NatlParkService…
96% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you! Also, leading in most swing states!
AN ACCORD ABROAD, A FIGHT OVER THE MAIL AT HOME. BOTH WILL MATTER IN NOVEMBER; ONLY ONE OF THEM HELPS HIM.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Out of the desert comes the first accord in a generation, and it is his. The mail becomes a battleground, and even he tells the realm to save the post office. He reminds the realm he takes no salary, and gives the whole of it away. And the party numbers, he says, still hold — and so do the states that matter.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 270. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…