WEEK 278 / 337 — The Fever
HE COMES HOME AFTER THREE DAYS, CLIMBS TO THE BALCONY AND TAKES THE MASK OFF FOR THE CAMERAS.
“FEELING GREAT!”
“Mike Pence WON BIG!”
If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you…
“THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA IS THE REAL OPPOSITION PARTY!”
HE IS OUT OF HOSPITAL AND BEHIND BY DOUBLE FIGURES. TWENTY-SIX DAYS LEFT, AND HE SPENDS THEM IN THE AIR.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
He comes home after three days, climbs the balcony and takes the mask off for the cameras. His deputy debates for him while he recovers, and he calls it a big win. He kills the relief talks, then demands the cheques alone be sent out. And the chroniclers, he says in capitals, are the real opposition party.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 278. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…