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WEEK 392 / 398 — Ninety-Nine Dollars
Vol. 6 ·  Chapter 42 — The Rival · Dec 13 – Dec 19, 2022
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 392 “Ninety-Nine Dollars”: Wednesday night he promises the country a superhero, coming tomorrow. The nation braces for a running mate, a program, a war plan.
“AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO! I will be making a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT tomorrow. Thank you!”
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 392 “Ninety-Nine Dollars”: The major announcement arrives: digital trading cards of his life and career, like baseball cards but hopefully much more exciting. Ninety-nine dollars each.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection is here!…
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 392 “Ninety-Nine Dollars”: One day later the cards are gone. We made history, he declares — while the party's operatives stare at their screens in silence.
WE MADE HISTORY! My Trump Digital Trading Cards sold out in hours. Congratulations to the collectors. Thank you.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 392 “Ninety-Nine Dollars”: The weekend between: the committee is drafting its last act, and in the dark he tells himself what the hunt is really for.
(THEY ARE GOING AFTER ME BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY GOING AFTER YOU!)
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 392 “Ninety-Nine Dollars”: Monday the committee's last act: it refers him to prosecutors — the first former president in the history of the republic. With darkness, he answers, comes light.
MONDAY, THE COMMITTEE'S LAST ACT: THE FIRST FORMER PRESIDENT EVER REFERRED TO PROSECUTORS BY THE CONGRESS.
Republicans and Patriots all over the land must stand strong and united against the Thugs and Scoundrels of the Unselect Committee. It will be a dark period in American history, but with darkness comes light!!!
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

Wednesday night he promises the country a superhero, coming tomorrow. The announcement arrives at eleven the next morning: digital trading cards of his life and career, ninety-nine dollars each — and one day later they are gone, sold out in hours. We made history, he declares, while the party's operatives stare at their screens in silence. Then the weekend turns dark: Monday the committee performs its last act and refers him to prosecutors, the first former president in the history of the republic. With darkness, he answers, comes light.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 392. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

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