WEEK 410 / 418 — Ratings Gold
Vol. 6 · 第四十四章 Chapter 44 — Espionage · Apr 18 – Apr 24, 2023

TUESDAY. THE SECOND SERIES OF CARDS SELLS OUT IN HOURS.
As of 10 minutes ago, my Digital Trading Cards SOLD OUT, in RECORD TIME, approximately $4.6 Million. A great honor, and I hope everyone is Happy, Healthy, and Wealthy. CONGRATULATIONS!

MONDAY. THE SCREENS BEGIN TO GO DARK.
Good News: “The dumbest man on television,” Don Lemon, has finally been fired from Fake News CNN. My only question is, WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG?

(The fact that Tucker Carlson will no longer be on FoxNews is a big blow to Cable News, and to America. Tucker was insightful, interesting, and ratings gold. He will be greatly missed!)

IN ONE DAY, THE LOUDEST SCREENS ON BOTH SIDES GO QUIET.
IN WASHINGTON, THE GRAND JURY DOES NOT PAUSE.
TO BE CONTINUED →
物語This week in the saga
Tuesday the second series of trading cards sells out in hours — four point six million dollars, congratulations all around. Then Monday rearranges the television sky: the man he calls the dumbest on television is fired from the network he calls fake, and he laughs down the marble hall asking what took them so long. But near midnight the other blow lands — the loudest friendly voice on cable is gone too, insightful, interesting, ratings gold. Two chairs stand empty in two dark studios, and in Washington the grand jury does not pause.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 410. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…