WEEK 435 / 438 — The Trophy
TWELVE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT, THE CLAIM ARRIVES FROM THE DARK.
(I KEPT ISRAEL SAFE! NOBODY ELSE WILL, NOBODY ELSE CAN, AND I KNOW ALL OF THE PLAYERS!!!)
THE TRIAL PRODUCES ITS STRANGEST EXHIBIT: A TROPHY, FROM THE BANK, FOR THE LOAN.
This Trophy was given to me by Deutsche Bank because they were so proud of the Loan they made. They had the best Lawyers, the smartest Loan Officers, and were thrilled to do business with “TRUMP.”…
AROUND THE COURTROOM, THE THRONE KEEPS ANOINTING.
Kari Lake will be an incredible Senator for the Great State of Arizona. She has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
SUNDAY, FROM THE SOUTH: A GOVERNORSHIP FLIPS. THE PORTRAIT ON TRIAL STILL CROWNS WINNERS.
“BIG WIN IN LOUISIANA LAST NIGHT. A REPUBLICAN REPLACES A DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR. NICE!”
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Twelve minutes past midnight, with the Holy Land burning, the claim arrives from the dark: he kept it safe, nobody else will, he knows all the players. By Thursday the fraud trial has produced its strangest exhibit — a trophy his bank once gave him for a loan, held up as proof that there were no victims, only happy bankers. Around the courtroom the machinery of the throne keeps turning: a desert ally is anointed for the Senate, and Sunday brings a governorship flipped in Louisiana — proof, the tower says, that the portrait on trial still crowns winners.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 435. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…