Vol. 7 · 第五十一章 Chapter 51 — The Comeback · Aug 13 – Aug 19, 2024
A RECORD AUDIENCE. THE HEADLINE EVERYBODY PRINTS IS THAT THE MACHINES FAILED.
I spent 2 1/2 hours last night talking to Elon, a fantastic guy, getting all-time record Views/hits, and all the Fake News wants to report is that the servers crashed…
“Judge Merchan just ruled that I, the Republican candidate for President, and leading in the Polls, am still under a Gag Order CONCERNING VERY IMPORTANT THINGS WHICH MUST BE BROUGHT TO LIGHT.…”
THE OLD KING IS GIVEN THE OPENING NIGHT — THE HOUR NOBODY WATCHES.
Kamala Harris wants NOTHING TO DO WITH CROOKED JOE BIDEN. They are throwing him out on the Monday Night Stage, known as Death Valley.…
THE HALL IN CHICAGO FILLS FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. NEAR MIDNIGHT, HER ANSWER COMES.
(Comrade Kamala Harris has just informed us that she will NOT do the FoxNews Debate on September 4th.…)
TO BE CONTINUED →
物語
This week in the saga
The morning after the two-and-a-half-hour broadcast he is furious about the wrong headline: the story is not the record audience, the story everybody prints is that the machines failed. Wednesday the Manhattan judge rules the gag stays on — the leading candidate for the presidency may not answer a reporter's question about his own trial, and voting begins in three weeks. Thursday he sees what they have done with the man he beat: the old king is given the opening night of their convention, the slot nobody watches, and thrown out of his own party's week. Death Valley, he calls it, and for once there is no joy in his voice. Monday the hall in Chicago fills for someone else; near midnight she declines his network's debate, and the duel he thought he had arranged dissolves into a negotiation about which camera will hold it.
読者
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 479. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 479. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…