DONARUDO
WEEK 497 / 583 The United States Canal
Vol. 7 ·  Chapter 52 The Oath · Dec 17 – Dec 23, 2024
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 497 “The United States Canal”: The last case standing does not fold. A New York judge refuses to throw out the conviction, and the word he reaches for is psychotic.
DECEMBER 17. THE FEDERAL CASES FOLDED. THIS ONE WILL NOT.
BREAKING: In a completely illegal, psychotic order, the deeply conflicted, corrupt, biased, and incompetent Acting Justice Juan Merchan has completely disrespected the United States Supreme Court
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 497 “The United States Canal”: Six words on a Thursday morning, and they are the truest thing anyone writes all December: everybody wants to be his friend.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 497 “The United States Canal”: For three days Washington tears up its own spending bill over the debt ceiling he calls a guillotine — and he tells his party to let the shutdown start now.
THE DEBT CEILING COMES DUE IN JUNE — INSIDE HIS TERM. HE TELLS THEM TO CALL THE BLUFF.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 497 “The United States Canal”: By the weekend he has stopped arguing about spending bills and started redrawing the map — beginning with a canal that is not his.
Welcome to the United States Canal!
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 497 “The United States Canal”: Sunday afternoon in Phoenix he says it from a stage for the first time, to an arena, and the phrase stops being a midnight note to himself.
TWENTY-NINE DAYS. HE SAYS IT OUT LOUD NOW, AND TO A ROOM.
Standing before you today, I can proudly proclaim that the GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA IS UPON US!
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

Tuesday morning the New York judge refuses to throw out the conviction, and the word he reaches for is psychotic. It is the last case standing — the federal ones folded three weeks ago — and it will not fold, so it gets shouted at instead. Then the week turns outward. Washington spends three days tearing up its own spending bill over a debt ceiling that comes due in June, which is to say in his term rather than the other man's, and he tells his party to call the bluff and let the shutdown start now. On Thursday morning, in six words, he says the quiet part: everybody wants to be his friend. By the weekend he has stopped bothering with domestic politics altogether and begun redrawing the map — a canal a hundred and ten years old and eight thousand dead in the building of it, a neighbour to the north demoted to a state, a hemisphere spoken about as inventory. Sunday afternoon in Phoenix, to an arena, he says it out loud for the first time from a stage: the golden age is upon us. Twenty-nine days remain.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 497. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

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