DONARUDO
WEEK 498 / 583 Merry Christmas to All
Vol. 7 ·  Chapter 52 The Oath · Dec 24 – Dec 30, 2024
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 498 “Merry Christmas to All”: Christmas night at the club, and for once nobody has to guess what he means: the best Christmas of our lifetime, because of what is coming.
DECEMBER 25. TWENTY-SIX DAYS.
This will be the best Christmas of our lifetime, because of what is going to come!
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 498 “Merry Christmas to All”: A Christmas greeting to the soldiers of another country running a canal he intends to take back — and it is impossible to say where the joke ends.
Merry Christmas to all, including to the wonderful soldiers of China, who are lovingly, but illegally, operating the Panama Canal
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 498 “Merry Christmas to All”: He tells the story of standing beside the greatest hockey player alive and offering him a country that is about to be demoted to a state.
I just left Wayne Gretzky, “The Great One” as he is known in Ice Hockey circles.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 498 “Merry Christmas to All”: Thirty-seven death sentences are commuted on Christmas Eve morning, and within three hours he promises to turn the machinery back the other way.
As soon as I am inaugurated, I will direct the Justice Department to vigorously pursue the death penalty
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 498 “Merry Christmas to All”: Sunday evening a president dies at a hundred, a man he spent years insulting, and the notice he writes is unguarded, respectful and short.
THE FLAG GOES TO HALF-STAFF FOR THIRTY DAYS. IT WILL STILL BE THERE ON THE TWENTIETH.
President Jimmy Carter is dead at 100 years of age.
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

Christmas week, and he keeps two ledgers at once. On Christmas Eve morning the outgoing president commutes thirty-seven death sentences and he answers within three hours with a promise to reverse the direction of the machinery the moment he is sworn in. On Christmas Day at a quarter to three he posts a greeting to the soldiers of another country operating a canal he intends to take back, and it is genuinely impossible to read where the joke ends. That afternoon he tells the story of standing beside the greatest hockey player alive and suggesting he run for prime minister of a country that will shortly be a state, and he means the demotion sincerely and the affection sincerely too. At twenty to six he writes that this will be the best Christmas of our lifetime, because of what is going to come, and for once nobody has to guess what he means. Then on Sunday evening a president dies at a hundred years old — a man he spent years insulting — and the notice he writes is unguarded, respectful and short. Both ledgers, in the same week, in the same hand.

Readers' Corner

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