DONARUDO
WEEK 500 / 583 No Penalty
Vol. 7 ·  Chapter 52 The Oath · Jan 7 – Jan 13, 2025
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 500 “No Penalty”: The hills above Los Angeles catch on Wednesday and do not stop, and he writes about it the way a man writes about an inheritance he has not received yet.
JANUARY 8. IT WILL BURN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
NO WATER IN THE FIRE HYDRANTS, NO MONEY IN FEMA. THIS IS WHAT JOE BIDEN IS LEAVING ME. THANKS JOE!
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 500 “No Penalty”: On Tuesday his son lands on an ice runway in the far north, and the island is spoken about as a deal that must happen.
Don Jr. and my Reps landing in Greenland. The reception has been great.
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 500 “No Penalty”: Friday morning the last case ends the way none of them expected: guilty on thirty-four counts forever, and the penalty is nothing at all.
UNCONDITIONAL DISCHARGE. NO FINE, NO PROBATION, NO SUPERVISION. A FELON WITH NOTHING ATTACHED.
The Radical Democrats have lost another pathetic, unAmerican Witch Hunt.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 500 “No Penalty”: At one in the morning the prosecutor who chased him for two years leaves the department, and he marks it twice before breakfast.
(Deranged Jack Smith was fired today by the DOJ. He is a disgrace to himself, his family, and his Country.)
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 500 “No Penalty”: Monday night, with a week to go, the fires are still burning and his answer is one line in capitals about a reservoir four hundred miles away.
SEVEN DAYS TO THE OATH. THE COUNTRY HE IS ABOUT TO INHERIT IS ON FIRE.
To Gavin Newscum: RELEASE THE WATER FROM UP NORTH. MILLIONS OF GALLONS A DAY. WHAT’S TAKING YOU SO LONG.
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

The five-hundredth week of the record, and the two halves of it do not fit in the same story. On Tuesday his son lands on an ice runway in Greenland and posts a reception; on Wednesday the hills above Los Angeles catch and do not stop, and by Thursday whole neighbourhoods are gone. He writes about the fires the way a man writes about an inheritance he has not received yet — no water in the hydrants, no money in the agency, this is what is being left to him — and he keeps writing it, every day, until Monday night, when it is one line in capitals about a reservoir four hundred miles from the flames. And on Friday morning, in a Manhattan courtroom he attends by video link, the last case ends. He is sentenced: guilty on thirty-four counts, forever, and the penalty is nothing at all. An unconditional discharge — no fine, no probation, no supervision, a felony with no weight attached to it. Then over the weekend the special counsel leaves the department for good and he marks it twice, once at one in the morning and once at breakfast, in the same three words: he is gone.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 500. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

Opening the mailbag…