DONARUDO
WEEK 499 / 583 Certified
Vol. 7 ·  Chapter 52 The Oath · Dec 31 – Jan 6, 2025
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 499 “Certified”: In the first hour of the new year a truck drives into a crowd on a New Orleans street, and by mid-morning it has become a sentence he has said since the escalator.
JANUARY 1. FOURTEEN DEAD BEFORE THE YEAR IS AN HOUR OLD.
When I said that the criminals coming in are far worse than the criminals we have in our country
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 499 “Certified”: Friday the Speaker survives his own party by a single ballot, and he sends good luck three hours before it and congratulations three hours after.
Good luck today for Speaker Mike Johnson, a fine man of great ability, who is very close to having 100% support.
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 499 “Certified”: Monday morning the northern prime minister resigns, and within four hours the resignation itself has been annexed to the argument.
Many people in Canada LOVE being the 51st State.
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 499 “Certified”: Four years to the day, the same steps under a foot of snow, the barriers up and nobody behind them. Nothing happens, and that is the whole point.
JANUARY 6, AGAIN. THE SAME STEPS. THIS TIME NOBODY CLIMBS THEM.
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 499 “Certified”: At half past eight the count is certified in a chamber under snow, and it takes almost no time at all. He answers in eighty-four characters.
IT TAKES MINUTES. FOURTEEN DAYS TO THE OATH.
CONGRESS CERTIFIES OUR GREAT ELECTION VICTORY TODAY — A BIG MOMENT IN HISTORY. MAGA!
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

The year turns badly. In the first hour of January a truck drives into a crowd on a New Orleans street and fourteen people die, and by mid-morning he has folded it into the sentence he has been saying since the escalator. On Friday the Speaker survives his own party by one ballot and he sends good luck three hours before the vote and congratulations three hours after it. On Monday morning the northern prime minister resigns, and inside four hours the resignation has been annexed too: they love being the fifty-first state, and the man who knew it is gone. And then, at half past eight on the morning of January the sixth, in a chamber under snow, with the roads closed and the city shut, Congress counts the votes and certifies them, and it takes almost no time at all. He posts eighty-four characters about it. Four years ago to the day the same chamber counted the same kind of count and the crowd came up the steps; this time nobody comes, nothing happens, and the quiet is the entire point. Fourteen days remain.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 499. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

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