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WEEK 506 / 583 Long Live the King
Vol. 8 ·  Chapter 53 Liberation Day · Feb 18 – Feb 24, 2025
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 506 “Long Live the King”: A city tolling scheme is killed by federal letter, and the announcement does not say cancelled. It says saved — and then it says three more words.
CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, and all of New York, is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 506 “Long Live the King”: The word is his own, and nobody around him uses it first. Six words on a Saturday morning declare the southern border shut.
THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT OF THE GOVERNMENT REPOSTS IT WITHIN THE HOUR. WITH A CROWN.
OUR SOUTHERN BORDER IS CLOSED!!!
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 506 “Long Live the King”: The ally in the east is reduced to a job he held twenty years ago: a modestly successful comedian who talked a superpower into three hundred and fifty billion dollars.
Think of it, a modestly successful comedian, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, talked the United States of America into spending $350 Billion Dollars, to go into a War that couldn’t be won
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 506 “Long Live the King”: The adviser with the chainsaw is praised in capitals and told, in the same breath, to be more aggressive. There is a country to save.
ELON IS DOING A GREAT JOB, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM GET MORE AGGRESSIVE.
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 506 “Long Live the King”: The officer who ran the armed forces is thanked warmly in one paragraph and replaced in the next, on a Friday evening, with no meeting.
I want to thank General Charles “CQ” Brown for his over 40 years of service to our country, including as our current Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

Wednesday morning a city tolling scheme is killed by federal letter, and the announcement does not say the programme is cancelled. It says Manhattan is saved, and then it says three more words that no American officeholder has ever posted about himself. The official account of the government reposts it inside the hour with a crown. Nothing in the week is bigger than that, and everything in the week is downstream of it: the ally in the east is reduced to a modestly successful comedian who talked the country into three hundred and fifty billion dollars; the general who ran the armed forces is thanked warmly in one paragraph and replaced in the next; the border is declared closed in six words and one exclamation cluster; and the adviser with the chainsaw is told, in capitals, that he is doing a great job and should be more aggressive. By Sunday a technology company has promised five hundred billion dollars and the reason given for it is faith in what we are doing. The king does not argue with the market. He posts the market's homage.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 506. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

Opening the mailbag…