WEEK 137 / 337 — The Mountain
(Where are the 50,000 important text messages between FBI lovers Lisa Page and Peter Strzok? Blaming Samsung!)
AT HOME, THE HUNT TURNS INWARD: THE BUREAU'S OWN LOVERS' TEXTS, FIFTY THOUSAND OF THEM, HAVE GONE MISSING.
(Will soon be heading to Davos, Switzerland, to tell the world how great America is and is doing.…)
Heading back from a very exciting two days in Davos, Switzerland. Speech on America’s economic revival was well received.…
“Somebody please inform Jay-Z that because of my policies, Black Unemployment has just been reported to be at the LOWEST RATE EVER RECORDED!”
HE COMES DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN TO PREPARE THE SPEECH OF THE YEAR. BENEATH THE PALACE FLOOR, A FOUR-PAGE MEMO IS BEING PASSED FROM HAND TO HAND.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
The week splits in two. At home the hunt turns inward: fifty thousand text messages between the Bureau's own investigators have gone missing, and midnight demands to know where. Abroad, he flies to the mountain of the globalists and sells them America's revival to their faces — then swats a doubting rap king before breakfast. He comes down from the mountain toward the speech of the year, while a four-page memo passes from hand to hand beneath the palace floor.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 137. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…