WEEK 339 / 348 — The Broken Old Crow
THE LEVERAGE IS CONCEDED WITHOUT A VOTE. HE HEARS OF IT THE WAY HE HEARS OF EVERYTHING NOW — AFTERWARDS.
Mitch McConnell, the Broken Old Crow, has just conceded, for absolutely nothing and for no reason, the powerful Debt Ceiling negotiating block, which was the Republicans' first-class ticket for victory over the Democrats. He was…
THE HALLS ARE FULL EVERY NIGHT OF THE TOUR. NONE OF THEM ARE HIS.
I love you, Missouri!
Vladimir Putin looks at our pathetic surrender in Afghanistan, leaving behind dead Soldiers, American citizens, and $85 billion worth of Military equipment. He then looks at Biden. He is not worried!
Just leaving Orlando, what a great event. Thank you for a job well done to Bill O'Reilly—the wonderful crowd loved it all. Next weekend, Texas!
HE CAN FILL ANY ROOM IN AMERICA AND CHANGE NOTHING IN WASHINGTON.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Forty-eight statements in seven days, and the week's real event is a surrender by his own side. The Senate leader hands the Democrats the debt-ceiling fight for nothing, and the exile — who wanted it used as a weapon — can only put the word out on letterhead and watch. Against that, the halls: the history tour plays Florida to full houses, he thanks the crowd leaving Orlando and names Texas for the following weekend, and a four-word message to Missouri goes out to people who never left. The crowd is the one part of the machine that still answers on its own. The other verdict of the week is aimed at the man who took the office — the world looked at the surrender in Kabul, then looked at him, and stopped worrying.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 339. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…