




The week the crown is offered from the strangest hand: the usurper reaches for an insult and coins the Great MAGA King, and the title is accepted with thanks before the speech is cold. Around the coronation the ledger complicates — West Virginia obeys the endorsement while Nebraska drops his man, and fifty-eight-and-one is absorbed into legend by breakfast. He renounces the old bird kingdom now up for auction, laughs at the huntress's fifteen percent — and under the far dome, a committee with her name on the roll goes on building its television stage.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 361. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…