DONARUDO
WEEK 362 / 367 Stop Finding Votes
Vol. 6 ·  Chapter 38 Covfefe · May 17 – May 23, 2022
Manga panel 1 of 5, Week 362 “Stop Finding Votes”: Another primary night, another number for the wall: seventy-five wins against a single loss, chalked up like a war ledger.
So far, 75 to 1.
Manga panel 2 of 5, Week 362 “Stop Finding Votes”: Pennsylvania cannot finish counting his man's race. Day after day the stacks grow, and the word he reaches for is the oldest one: rigged.
The Pennsylvania Oz race is ridiculous. How long does it take to count votes. France, same day all paper, had VERIFIED numbers in evening. U.S. is a laughing stock on Elections. Stop FINDING VOTES in PENNSYLVANIA! RIGGED?
Manga panel 3 of 5, Week 362 “Stop Finding Votes”: His counsel to the doctor stuck in the count: declare victory now — it is harder, he explains, to cheat a man who has already crowned himself.
Dr. Oz should declare victory. It makes it much harder for them to cheat with the ballots that they “just happened to find.”
Manga panel 4 of 5, Week 362 “Stop Finding Votes”: In a Washington courtroom the other side's own man testifies, and he spreads his arms to the room: the fraud, he proclaims, was hers all along.
Robby Mook just admitted that the Campaign Fraud was committed by Hillary Clinton together with her same cast of characters. It’s the biggest story on the internet, but the Fake News refuses to report it!
Manga panel 5 of 5, Week 362 “Stop Finding Votes”: Half past midnight before Georgia votes on his revenge slate, he reads himself the number that always helps: ninety-eight percent.
(98% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you!)
TOMORROW, GEORGIA VOTES ON HIS VENGEANCE.
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

Seventy-five to one, chalked on the slate before midnight — and then Pennsylvania stops counting. His man's Senate race hangs uncounted for days while the stacks grow, France is invoked as the gold standard of elections, and the counsel he sends his doctor is the purest distillation of the doctrine: declare victory now, it is harder to cheat a man who has already crowned himself. A courtroom hands him a vindication to spread his arms at, and the week closes at half past midnight with the number that always helps — ninety-eight percent — while Georgia sharpens tomorrow's knives.

Readers' Corner

Letters from the readership on Week 362. Pick a pen name — no account needed.

Opening the mailbag…