WEEK 413 / 418 — Victory Lap
TUESDAY MORNING. IN MANHATTAN, THE JURY HAS THE CASE.
I’ll be doing CNN tomorrow night, LIVE from the Great State of New Hampshire, because they are rightfully desperate to get those fantastic (TRUMP!) ratings once again. They made me a deal I couldn’t refuse!!!…
UNDER THREE HOURS OF DELIBERATION.
LIABLE — FOR SEXUAL ABUSE, FOR DEFAMATION. FIVE MILLION DOLLARS.
“I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO THIS WOMAN IS. THIS VERDICT IS A DISGRACE - A CONTINUATION OF THE GREATEST WITCH HUNT OF ALL TIME!”
ONE NIGHT AFTER THE VERDICT: A TOWN HALL ON THE NETWORK HE CALLS FAKE.
Hope everyone enjoyed CNN tonight. The New Hampshire audience was AMAZING. Thank you!
MONDAY: THE LONG-AWAITED REPORT ON THE FIRST HUNT'S ORIGINS LANDS. IT FINDS THE CASE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN OPENED.
“TREASON!!!”
IN FLORIDA, THE OTHER HUNT ONLY DEEPENS.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Tuesday morning, while a Manhattan jury has his case, he books a stage on the network he calls fake. The jury is back in under three hours: liable, for sexual abuse and for defamation — five million dollars owed to the writer he says he has never met, and the verdict is answered at full volume as a disgrace. One night later he plays his town hall in New Hampshire and the room laughs with him. And Monday the long-awaited report on the first hunt's origins lands — it should never have been opened — and one word thunders over the palace lawn: treason.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 413. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…