WEEK 548 / 583 — Not In Custody
DECEMBER 9. 9:11 PM.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best.…
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT'S TRUMP GOLD CARD IS HERE TODAY! A direct path to Citizenship for all qualified and vetted people. SO EXCITING!…
“STOCK MARKET JUST HIT AN ALL-TIME HIGH!!! When will the Fake Polls show that I am doing a great job on the Economy, and much more??? Thank you!”
We mourn the loss of three Great American Patriots in Syria, two soldiers, and one Civilian Interpreter.…
The Brown University Police reversed their previous statement — The suspect is NOT in custody.
A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele…
HE SIGNS IT: MAY THEY REST IN PEACE.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Tuesday night, in two and a half thousand words, he explains that no president has ever worked as hard, that he aced the examination three times, and that a newspaper's suggestion otherwise is perhaps seditious, even treasonous. Wednesday a gold card is announced as a direct path to citizenship. Thursday the market hits an all-time high and he asks when the polls will notice. Saturday afternoon three Americans are mourned in Syria. Saturday evening a shooting at a university is reported with the suspect in custody, and nineteen minutes later the suspect is not in custody, and that is the whole post. And Monday morning a film director's death is announced in the feed as a symptom.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 548. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…