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WEEK 585 / 586 Blown to Smithereens
Vol. 9 ·  Chapter 64 Lake America · Aug 25 – Aug 31, 2026
Manga panel 1 of 6, Week 585 “Blown to Smithereens”: Tuesday morning, with the neighbour's tariffs a day old, the country gives serious consideration to renaming the lake between them: Lake America.
Lake America
AUGUST 25.
The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don't expect to be doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Manga panel 2 of 6, Week 585 “Blown to Smithereens”: Tuesday afternoon the flag comes down across the country for one week, for a country singer there has never been anyone like.
Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will.
Manga panel 3 of 6, Week 585 “Blown to Smithereens”: Thursday night in Texas, the television has the war wrong: he does not want to meet, they do. In fact, they are begging to make a deal.
Jonathan Hunt of FoxNews did a particularly inaccurate report on the Failing Islamic Republic of Iran. I don't want to meet, they do. In fact, they are begging to make a deal.
Manga panel 4 of 6, Week 585 “Blown to Smithereens”: Friday night the neighbour to the south signs the biggest oil deal in world history, and the country's oil reserves are more than doubled at no cost.
BREAKING NEWS: The United States of America has just entered into an Agreement with the Country of Venezuela on, THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY!
Manga panel 5 of 6, Week 585 “Blown to Smithereens”: Monday morning, after a night of an island being blown to smithereens, the enemy is pronounced a failed nation: it is dead, with no navy, no air force and no currency.
Iran is officially a Failed Nation. IT IS DEAD! They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, they have no currency, they are not paying their soldiers or police, Inflation is at 300%, and their leadership is in total disarray
Manga panel 6 of 6, Week 585 “Blown to Smithereens”: Monday evening the Supreme Court rules on the ballroom one last time, without any further contingency, doubt or threat, and the building is promised for the summer of 2028.
I am pleased to report that the United States Supreme Court has just ruled in favor of the Ballroom/Military Complex being built without any further contingency, doubt, or threat. We are living in the Golden Age of America,
SUNDAY NIGHT AN ISLAND IS BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS. MONDAY THE BALLROOM HAS NO MORE COURTS TO CLEAR.
TO BE CONTINUED →

This week in the saga

The week the map is redrawn. Tuesday morning, with the northern neighbour's tariffs a day old, the country gives serious consideration to renaming the lake between them, and by Thursday afternoon the survey office has done it. Tuesday afternoon the flag comes down for a week for a country singer. Thursday night the beaten enemy is begging to make a deal, whatever the television says. Friday night the biggest oil deal in world history is signed with the neighbour to the south. Sunday night an island in the Gulf is blown to smithereens, and Monday morning the enemy is pronounced a failed nation: it is dead. Monday evening the Supreme Court rules on the ballroom one last time, without any further contingency, doubt or threat, and the temporary tenant is told his building will be finished in the summer of 2028.

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