WEEK 191 / 337 — The Report
THE KING ADDRESSES THE WHOLE REALM FROM THE HIGH ROSTRUM — AND ACROSS THE FIELD, NEW CHALLENGERS RISE TO MEET HIM.
So nice how well my State of the Union speech was received. Thank you to all!
Today Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas, joined the race for President. Will she run as our first Native American…
I think it is very important for the Democrats to press forward with their Green New Deal. It would be great for the so-called “Carbon Footprint” to…
“PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! It should never be allowed to happen again!”
THE INQUISITORS VOW TO SEARCH HIS WHOLE LIFE. HE HURLS BACK 'HARASSMENT' — AND WAITS FOR THE REPORT THAT WILL JUDGE HIM.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
His great address to the assembled realm is done, and he basks in how well it was received — but across the field new challengers rise. The first great rival of the next war steps forward and he greets her with a mocking taunt; he seizes on the enemy's sweeping green plan to abolish planes and cars and cattle. And the hunt only widens: a rival inquisitor vows to examine his whole life, and he hurls back his answer — presidential harassment.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 191. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…