WEEK 209 / 337 — The Campaign
TWO DAYS OUT, THE FAITHFUL ARE ALREADY CAMPED AT THE GATES. THE KING COUNTS THE LINE THE WAY OTHER MEN COUNT SOLDIERS.
Thousands of people are already lined up in Orlando, some two days before tomorrow nights big Rally. Large Screens and food trucks will be there for…
Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will…
After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of…
“Only Fake Polls show us behind the Motley Crew. We are looking really good, but it is far too early to be focused on that. Much work to do! MAKE AMER…”
THE SHIELD-BEARER DEPARTS; THE NUMBERS ARE CALLED FORGERIES; THE LINE OUTSIDE THE ARENA GROWS. TOMORROW HE DECLARES.
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
Two days before the launch the queue is already coiled around the arena, and he counts it like an army. He announces that the removals begin next week, as fast as they come in. His shield-bearer of three and a half years lays the shield down and goes home. The numbers that show him losing are dismissed as forgeries, and he turns his face toward tomorrow night.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 209. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…