WEEK 383 / 388 — The Subpoena
OCTOBER THE THIRTEENTH. THE COMMITTEE'S LAST PUBLIC ACT: NINE VOTES, NONE OPPOSED, TO SUMMON HIM.
Why didn’t the Unselect Committee ask me to testify months ago? Why did they wait until the very end, the final moments of their last meeting? Because the Committee is a total “BUST” that has only served to further divide our Country which, by the way, is doing very badly - A laughing stock all over the World?
“"BOXES OF TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS GO MISSING"”
(The Unselect Committee is a giant Scam, presided over by a group of Radical Left losers, and two failed Republicans, the likes of which our Country has rarely seen before. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!)
IN THE MORNING HE ANSWERS THE SUMMONS WITH A LETTER OF FOURTEEN PAGES. ITS FIRST WORDS: “PEACEFULLY AND PATRIOTICALLY.”
TO BE CONTINUED →
This week in the saga
The committee's last public act: nine votes, none opposed, to summon him to the empty chair in the light. His answer arrives within the hour — why wait until the final moments of their last meeting? A total bust, he rules. All week he buries the document case under a blizzard of other men's lost records — socks, hard drives, twenty-two million emails — and shouts a missing-boxes headline of his own. Near midnight he pronounces the committee a giant scam, and in the morning answers the summons with fourteen pages that begin: peacefully and patriotically.
Readers' Corner
Letters from the readership on Week 383. Pick a pen name — no account needed.
Opening the mailbag…